Anyone else remember that song?
When I think of John Denver, I either think of Sunshine on My Shoulders, or, peculiarly, Kermit the Frog.
I’m not entirely certain why my brain equates John Denver with the Muppets. I know he was featured on the Muppet Show a few times, and this was the early 70s (which where my formative years, NOT because anyone I knew was smoking anything suspect. Then again, I was a kid; what did I know?) Although John Denver appears to have had a full life and career outside Kermit’s world, it simply doesn’t exist in my brain.
Anyway…sunshine’s on my mind today. Both Chelise at Caterpillar to Butterfly and Nikki at Undiagnosed Warrior nominated me for the Sunshine Blog Award (so I get TWO pretty things to hang on my wall! And they’re ORANGE! My fave!!!)
- Thank the person who nominated you in a blog post
- Answer the 11 questions set by the person who nominated you
- Nominate 11 blogs to receive the award, and write them 11 new questions
So that means I have TWENTY-TWO QUESTIONS to answer. Yowza. This could take awhile….
What is the most important thing to you? I probably am supposed to say something poignant and sentimental here about my kids and the hubs.
Realistically, though, the longest item of focus in my life has been my weight.
Wow…that’s kind of…pathetic, isn’t it. (Not a question. A statement.)
But I guess if I’m being honest here, my weight is something I’ve kept a close eye on fairly consistently for…<does quick math> THIRTY-
THREE-FOUR FREAKING YEARS.
Yikes. That’s kind of an eye-opener.
Seriously – I need to think about this for a bit.
Do I really want this to be my legacy?
<shuts laptop and goes outside to mow lawn and contemplate meaning of life vs. weight loss>
OK. I’m sweaty now, and have clippings stuck to my neck. (There’s probably a fetish site for that. NOT GOOGLING.) Burned 300+ calories, have well-manicured lawn, and am no closer to setting life goals.
Ah well, it’ll grow back and I can try again. <shrugs>
<tucks into rest of post>
If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? Back to bed with my coffee. Ahhhhh.
As far as physical places go – I would love to take an Alaskan cruise, although I’m a bit iffy on the whole cold-weather thing. I really want to spend time on the west coast – mountains AND ocean and ginormous trees, and lots of wine. What could be better? (Also will take recommendations….HINT HINT)
What’s your favorite thing about blogging? Camaraderie. I love my new invisible friends!
What’s your favorite thing about yourself? I crack myself up. 🙂
What has been your biggest challenge in life so far? I think the hardest time in my life was my divorce. It’s like breaking a Fabergé egg. You have this thing (marriage) that you’ve worked up in your mind to be beautiful; to be treasured and protected – and you have to smash it on the ground and sweep up the pieces, reordering them into something that will never resemble the ideal ever again. You and your kids WILL get to a point where things are OK…but it won’t be the Fabergé egg. That no longer exists.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Only with shoes. Everything else needs to be tried on and worked into the wardrobe, and sometimes, no matter how fabulous he appears to be on the rack, he just doesn’t work with your lifestyle.
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Hopefully I’ll be a grandmother and taking FABULOUS vacations out west! (No pressure, kids. Even though I have fed and diapered you since birth, and have sacrificed <sob> SO MUCH for your happiness….)
How many languages do you speak? What languages do you speak fluidly? English only. Although I used to understand Spanish fairly well – I’ve worked in a few bilingual facilities; between that and four years of high school Spanish, I often only needed an interpreter one way. (However, no amount of language training can prepare you to explain how an HSA works. Heck, it’s nearly impossible in English.)
What do you think is your best post so far? Link it. I’m picking two, because I’m a thug rebel like that. Why I Hate Deer is one. The other is a little darker but I needed to get it out of my head: Frosting
What’s your favorite quote? “The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.” ~ Paulo Coelho
If you could recommend one fellow blogger for me to follow, who would it be and why? Click on Problems With Infinity. Quirky humor AND PICTURES. LOVE.
Favorite vacation spot? Sadly, I have no idea, as I haven’t been on one in over ten years….
Favorite time of day? Evening. I’m not quite the night owl I used to be (thanks for NOTHING, societal norms) but I do my best thinking after 4 PM. Or maybe I just LOOK good in comparison because by that time of day, everyone else’s battery is pretty much drained. Ha.
Ocean or Lake? Mountains. 🙂
Dogs or cats? I’m a cat person. You can read about my eating-disordered cats HERE.
Favorite season? Notwinter. THAT TOTALLY COUNTS. Fall = Football, Summer = Warm, Spring = Flowers and End of Winter. All good, all not winter.
Zodiac Sign? Both sides of my brain are firmly Gemini. So is the hubs. Makes life interesting, if you like seesaws and being randomly off-balance.
Exerciser or Couch Potato? Genetically, a couch potato. I do exercise, but it’s always a chore. It’s like brushing my teeth – I may never LOVE it, but I’ll DO it, because I don’t like what things look like when I don’t.
How long have you been blogging? I started this blog 2/4/15. It’s been six months and over 50 posts – wow, that adds up!
Camping or Hotel? This is much like asking, “buy new shoes or stab self with fish hooks?” I love indoor plumbing. I do NOT love schlepping 100+ pounds of crapola from house to forest in order to sleep outside when Man has invented PERFECTLY GOOD devices for this in sheltered areas.
Nor do I relish the thought of hauling all the sweaty linens, dishes, and shelter, with freshly accumulated dirt and leaves, back home to have to clean and put away. Seriously – hauling half a week’s worth of groceries kind of sucks. You want me to carry my bed, my food, AND my roof around the wilderness? Just thinking about that makes me too tired to actually go outside. HOW IS THIS FUN?
And there’s no WiFi.
I seriously think y’all who enjoy this are just pretending. I simply cannot wrap my head around it.
Favorite movie? Again, I have two. While I normally lack the attention span to sit through an entire movie (two hours? Kill me) there are two that I’ll watch over and over and over again.
First: The Incredibles.
(Weird glitch isn't letting me caption this. Photo from http://movies.disney.com/the-incredibles)
So many gems in that one. I seriously overuse “You got me monolouging” and “WHERE. IS MY SUPERSUIT” and “Abort! Abort! There are children aboard!” And I reference Bob’s opinion of incessant graduations ALL.THE.TIME. Go HERE and read ALL the quotes. It’s totally a scientific sociological specimen. 100%. Seriously. WATCH THIS. Now.
You also need to run out and go see Hitch. BECAUSE IT’S HILARIOUS.
Every adult in the dating world needs to watch this – after you do, you’ll feel strangely better about the whole mess. I promise.
This is another one with so many relatable quotes I can’t even. “Don’t need no pizza. They got plenty of food there.” BEST QUOTE ON BAD DANCING EVER.
See? Now you’re intrigued, aren’t ya. GO WATCH IT. It’s on Netflix and it will TOTALLY brighten your day. Like sunshine.
Passing the torch along to eleven bloggers who do a nice job of spreading light. I won’t be offended if you don’t take this challenge on. Just know that you brighten my day.
- Happiness, Health, and Hypnosis
- Mermaid in a Mudslide
- This Little Diary
- Cat in the Cactus
- Remember the Good Stuff
- a funny thing happened when I was learning myself
- surviving the specter
1. Describe to me, in detail, your favorite pizza. (Bonus points if you can make it sound sultry.)
2. Congratulations! You just won a boat. What do you name her?
3. INTRUDER ALERT! Someone’s breaking into your house! What do you grab to fend him off?
4. What is your least favorite household chore?
5. A stranger hands you $100 and one condition: you have to spend it on something COMPLETELY frivolous, or a puppy dies. What do you spend it on?
6. Say something spiritual about doing laundry.
7. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten (on purpose?)
8. What’s the oldest thing in your fridge right now?
9. Describe your sleeping space.
10. Thrill rides: Yes or no, and why or why not?
11. What’s your favorite joke?
That oughta do it, for now. The sun is setting on this post.